I get berated so I had to move up ...

So I'm playing 100NL like I planned when this hand occurs:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
6 Players
http://www.legopoker.com/hh/

Sidepot McDonk: $256.10
TheXC: $115.55
JUJILICIOUS: $136.20
mariscal74: $265.85
ray_lankford_16: $99.50
lotus49: $67.75

Preflop: TheXC is dealt Ks Jc (6 Players)
JUJILICIOUS folds, mariscal74 folds, ray_lankford_16 folds, lotus49 folds, Sidepot McDonk calls $0.50, TheXC raises to $4, TheXC calls $8
Uncalled bet of $11 returned to TheXC

Flop: ($2) 7d Th Qd (2 Players)
Sidepot McDonk bets $20, TheXC raises to $55, Sidepot McDonk raises all-in to $244.10, TheXC calls all-in for $48.55
Uncalled bet of $140.55 returned to Sidepot McDonk
Uncalled bet of $0 returned to TheXC

Turn: ($209.10) 5d (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($209.10) As (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $209.10 ($3 Rake)

Sidepot McDonk had 9h Jh (Ace Queen high)
TheXC had Ks Jc (a straight, Ace high)

I read him correctly as trying to bluff me when I raised him. He liked limping and was getting tired of me. I thought my K high was actually good. He then proceeds to berate me:

mariscal74: talk about chasing
TheXC: I read you right.
Sidepot McDonk: wanna play higher stakes
if you are so good???
TheXC: sure.
TheXC: Go to table TheXC?
Sidepot McDonk: you didn't read sh!t, fish
Dealer: TheXC has 15 seconds left to act
TheXC: Go to table TheXC
Sidepot McDonk: what stakrs?
Sidepot McDonk: stakes
TheXC: 2/4
Dealer: TheXC wins the pot ($2.85)
Dealer: Hand #2226327354
TheXC: how high do you want to play?

My blood got all fired up. Challenge yo! I decided to go to 2/4 because I'm so balla to have my own table there. Good luck yo!

He gets sacked pretty early (by short stack) when his A8 ran into AQ on a two Ace board. We then tangle for the first time:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
6 Players
http://www.legopoker.com/hh/

TheXC: $404.40
tamahawk69: $376.90
Sidepot McDonk: $425.80
JohnnyBet: $44
kurosh2: $80
z32fanatic: $394

Preflop: TheXC is dealt Ac Ks (6 Players)
Sidepot McDonk calls $4, JohnnyBet folds, kurosh2 folds, z32fanatic folds, TheXC raises to $20, tamahawk69 folds, Sidepot McDonk calls $16

Flop: ($44) Kc 4d 9c (2 Players)
TheXC bets $32, Sidepot McDonk calls $32

Turn: ($108) 4c (2 Players)
TheXC checks, Sidepot McDonk bets $100, TheXC raises all-in to $352.40, Sidepot McDonk folds
Uncalled bet of $252.40 returned to TheXC

... and finally, the coup de grace. As8s FTW:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
5 Players
http://www.legopoker.com/hh/

kurosh2: $76
caressmedown: $897.40
TheXC: $400
tamahawk69: $332.40
Sidepot McDonk: $390.10

Preflop: TheXC is dealt As 8s (5 Players)
TheXC raises to $14, tamahawk69 folds, Sidepot McDonk calls $14, kurosh2 folds, caressmedown folds

Flop: ($34) 7s Ks Qd (2 Players)
TheXC bets $22, Sidepot McDonk calls $22

Turn: ($78) Qs (2 Players)
TheXC bets $50, Sidepot McDonk calls $50

River: ($178) 4h (2 Players)
TheXC bets $125, Sidepot McDonk raises all-in to $304.10, TheXC calls $179.10

Pot Size: $786.20 ($3 Rake)

Sidepot McDonk had Jc Kc (two pair, Kings and Queens)
TheXC had As 8s (a flush, Ace high)

So overall the guy dropped $679 on my table. For someone playing 100NL that's gotta hurt. I was talking to Hookem148 at the time this was happening on AIM and he stated the tip of the day:

Tip of the Day: Don't play anyone with a table named after them."